Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Doing things for free doesn't make it priceless.

It just makes the price $0.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Gaslighting Daddy

Gaslighting Daddy is Fun & Easy!
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Old men are easier to manipulate because their geriatric brains are naturally starting to forget things
 (plus the rest of their bodies are growing more decrepit by the day so their self-esteem is in constant crisis mode lol)
He honestly cannot remember everything he's said --> Use it to your advantage!! 
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1. Be Addictive! Be sweet, be alluring, be everything he desires so he can't take his mind off you. Find out what he's missing in life and be that puzzle piece for him. He can't live without you!
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Angelique Boyer Jode Alberto Castro azucar bebe papa viejo novios telenovela Teresa amorcitos corazon2. Question and Correct little things-- this get tricky! always act cutely confused and concerned when questioning him or else he might suspect you're seeing a 2nd Daddy and confusing them. Start small, this old man is having "brain farts." If he says he likes vanilla ice cream, remind him that he told you he preferred chocolate- "so which is it, Daddy? haha." If he says he's 48, correct him and say "48 1/2, Daddy! I can't wait to celebrate your birthday with a big BANG! haha!" Arrive super early for a date and then get "mad" at him for telling you the wrong time and making you wait (this one you can't use unless you make the plans verbally)
Re-write his past. Old men repeat a lot of boring stories, so when he starts- finish the story for him with slightly twisted details. If he tries to correct you, laugh and say "Daddy, that's not what you said the first time!" Make yourself an authority on his life story.

3. SMILE ๐Ÿ˜Š Always have a smile on your face when he's talking. It's ok that he "forgets" things, you'll remind him like a good girl!
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4. Don't let him forget when he was wrong. Bring up any mistake he's made as proof that he can't be trusted now.

5. Repeat yourself! If you want him to believe something you have to say it over and over again in conversation.

6. Use "everyone" to gang up on him. "Everyone knows..." and "Everyone agrees..." -common sense lol duh!
No, yes, of course you knew that, too! Silly Daddy! You forget? Get with the program!

 
7. Act like you don't understand. Whenever Daddy has an idea that you don't want him to have, act like he's not making any sense. Look at him quizzically and ask him to please elaborate. Old men love hearing themselves talk, they think they're smart, just try not to fall asleep while he's mansplaining ๐Ÿ˜Š  

8. Never apologize! Always expect him to apologize for making things difficult. And don't directly tell him you're upset, just wear your "heart" on your sleeve. You're not mad, just disappointed. lol. 
9. Dismiss his concerns, make him feel illogical and insecure. He cannot trust his feelings or instincts anymore. He needs to rely on you as his voice of reason. You're there to support him thru this "dementia"
because you value and care about him (awww lol sucker!)
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10. He's being crazy, not you! It's important that you NEVER get crazy during an argument, always stay calm and sweet- let him get irrational and crazy. Play out the argument to make your point, then tell him you don't like seeing him so stressed and start giving him a massage. You want to put the smile back on his face ๐Ÿ˜Š That's what he has you around for, don't forget! Smack with one hand 
and caress with the other.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

I don't take shit from men, but I do take money.

Being a sugar baby has taught me:
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-- IF HE WANTS IT, HE'LL PAY FOR IT
Stop giving men time/effort/anything for free.

-- MEN CANNOT BE TRUSTED
Men are only capable of 2 things in this world:
1. lying
2. ruining everything good and then lying about it
 
Glad I'm not the wife.
Men are all the same, just pick the richest one!
 

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Amen

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Blow God.
Religion helps to devalue life by convincing people there's a cause more important than human existence-
that cause is fear and greed. Religion is a tool. A very useful and successful tool.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Sugar Goals: Teresa

If you're a true goal-digger, you need to binge Teresa on Netflix, learn some new tricks!
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When hunger walks in the door, love flies out the window!
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REMEMBER: finance before romance!
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Yo no soy la amante de nadie, yo si sรฉ lo que valgo!!

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Odio ser pobre.. LO ODIO!!!

Poverty is NOT a virtue. It does not make you a better person. It doesn't make you stronger or more compassionate- it makes you insecure and stressed theffuck out! Poverty makes it so you can't live your life without everything being undercut by fear. It makes you hard and it makes you angry. We need to do away with this bullshit myth that being poor is somehow better for you as a person. You know who wants you to believe that? Rich people. So you don't question them.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Howdy!

I can still taste Daddy's juicy meat all over my lips, mmmmm! It's so yummy!
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"Put this fat brisket in your mouth and tell me you love it!" ~ my Sweet Daddy
 

Friday, October 28, 2016

* sweet dreams*

I love it when Sugar Daddy takes me to the Little Freak Library and reads me bedtime stories!
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Monday, October 17, 2016

Check Out Ma'caque!

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My Sugar Daddy is such a silly monkey! LOL

Thursday, August 25, 2016

The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene

Spoiler: this book encourages you to manipulate, lie, steal, cheat, use people,...
Want to be as powerful as Donald Trump? Ok- throw away every ounce of honor, integrity, and dignity hiding in your bones! They're useless!! Sugar Daddies are rich and powerful, how do you think they got that way? They are slimy worms who use these tactics! They've built empires on the backs of plebes, and you're just another number. The sugar bowl is a game of survival, make that hustle so sweet you'll kill him with diabetes!
This book is so long because it explains every "law"/tactic via historical events and people. Tediously boring.

Here's my short interpretation of the sugar lessons in this book:
  1. Never outshine the master. Nobody wants to give up their position of power, so impress the master but don't out-do him or try to de-throne him, he'll want to give you everything, proudly, in time. Tell Daddy he's perfect. Tell him he's smart and you've learned so much!
  2. Never put too much trust in friends, learn how to use enemies. Trust no one. Save texts&pics as evidence to show his wife in case shitthits the fan. Blackmail is your best friend.
  3. Conceal your intentions. Don't give the enemy time to prepare for your attack. Act like you care about Daddy, pretend you're not just using him as an ATM, LOL! You are an actress.
  4. Always say less than necessary. Your goal is to impress and intimidate others, so don't babble. Be ambiguous with your words. Don't say stupidsshit. Let Daddy talk all the time- ask questions about him and focus on him. It's safer that way and Daddy loves the attention.
  5. So much depends on reputation- guard it with your life. Never tell Daddy your real name or anything detailed about your life. Do not go on dates in your hometown where people will see you together.
  6. Court attention at all cost. Dress to impress, stand out from the crowd, you will always get judged on appearance. Dress like a sloot.
  7. Get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit. Never do yourself what others can do for you. Be the Queen, not the worker bee. But I disagree with taking the credit, that snaky move can get your fired and sued. If reputation is everything (#5) then getting caught stealing credit can ruin your future, not worth it. Also, when you acknowledge someone's contribution you gain their appreciation & loyalty- which can be used to your advantage in the future. Use Daddy every way possible- his wallet, his brain, his business connections... and show him appreciation, Daddies love feeling useful!
  8. Make other people come to you- use bait if necessary. Let the enemy think you're playing defense, lure him "innocently" so he won't predict your attack. Send Daddy a text saying "Thinking of you..." or a pic of your cheekies on the floor- just enough to tempt him.
  9. Win through your actions, never through argument. Actions speak louder than words- and they last longer in people's memories, too. Never give sugar to an undeserving Daddy. Don't be afraid to walk away.
  10. Infection: avoid the unhappy and unlucky. Stay away from poor people. Don't talk about depressing stuff.
  11. Learn to keep people dependent on you. Never teach them enough so that they can do without you.
  12. Use selective honesty & generosity to disarm your victim. Throw your enemy off-guard with kindness, ie. the Trojan horse. "You'd look great if you could just lose 5lbs- hurry! give me your heavy wallet! lol"
  13. When asking for help, appeal to people’s self-interests, never to their mercy or gratitude. People are more willing to help when they benefit somehow, too. This is a mutually beneficial relationship.
  14. Pose as a friend, work as a spy. Know your enemy. Ask indirect questions to reveal their weaknesses+intentions. Act like you care, listen to his stupid stories and act happy or concerned as needed. Remember details- when you mention details in future  discussions he'll be so happy you actually listened to him. Or if shitthits the fan, you'll have good details/evidence to tell his wife about, haha. Blackmail is fun.
  15. Crush your enemy totally. Battle to the death. Why is this #15? It should be the final Law. What is the ultimate destruction of a sugar daddy? Exposing him to his family.
  16. Use absence to increase respect and honor. Create value through scarcity. Limit your generosity to prevent getting taken advantage of. Do not cater to Daddy's every whim, especially outside of dates; think of this as an hourly job and every time you talk to him you deserve to get paid. Your time is valuable!
  17. Keep others in suspended terror: cultivate an air of unpredictability. Be mysterious, unpredictable, stay desired- men like a good chase. Make him live in constant fear of getting dumped. He is not the priority in your life!
  18. Do not build fortresses to protect yourself- isolation is dangerous. Don't live in a bubble. You have a whole life outside of the sugar bowl, don't forget that. Don't catch feelings.
  19. Know who you’re dealing with- do not offend the wrong person. Do your research. Google.
  20. Do not commit to anyone. Marriage = Death lol One sugar daddy is never enough to pay the bills, life is expensive! Get at least 2! Por que no los dos?
  21. Play a sucker to catch a sucker- play dumber than your mark. Make your victim feel dillusionally smarter than you, it makes them more vulnerable before the attack. You are an actress :-) Convince Daddy you're interested in him because he's special, not just because he gives you money LOL!!
  22. Use the surrender tactic: transform weakness into power. Reverse psychology, let him think he won. Get a blindfold and play some 50 Shades of Grey for as long as you can hold your laughter.
  23. Concentrate your forces. Pick your battles wisely.
  24. Play the perfect courtier. Flattery will get you everywhere. Tell Daddy he's big & handsome. Lie.
  25. Re-create yourself. Stagnate water grows algae. Have a variety of slooty outfits in your closet.
  26. Keep your hands clean. If the glove don't fit, you must acquit! Use a fake email, fake name, fake google phone number or texting app, never send pics with your face or tattoos in them! Hide your identity every way possible. Also look into using a VPN. No glove = no love!
  27. Play on people’s need to believe to create a cult like following. Ever wonder how the Catholic church become so powerful? People are stupid and want to be told what to do. Now you be Jesus! Be the ecstasy Daddy is addicted to so he'll keep coming back for more.
  28. Enter action with boldness. Be the Alpha. Have confidence, fake it when necessary. Push.Up.Bra.
  29. Plan all the way to the end. Don't half-ass anything.
  30. Make your accomplishments seem effortless. Make people think it's special talent and not just hard work that anyone can do. Spin for Daddy like a natural ballerina.
  31. Control the options: get others to play with the cards you deal. Give people options that only come out in your favor. You are the sweet sugar = YOU make the rules! This relationship happens on your terms or it doesn't happen at all.
  32. Play to people’s fantasies. Romanticize the truth. Make vague promises. Role play with costumes.
  33. Discover each man’s thumbscrew. Exploit weakness in others. Make Daddy cry = you OWN him!
  34. Be royal in your fashion: act like a king to be treated like one. The better you dress+act= the more people will respect you. Fake confidence if you have to, it's all about image here. (this is the same as #6 really) Dress like you own a Bimmer, then make Daddy buy you one! Cheap quality clothes look better in black.
  35. Master the art of timing. Tact is good. Strike when the time is right.
  36. Disdain things you cannot have: Ignoring them is the best revenge. By ignoring people you cancel them out. Do not engage. Do not let the enemy know his actions offend you = he loses power. Ignore haters and old women who stink-eye you in public, they're just jealous.
  37. Create compelling spectacles. Be impressive. Distract with arresting visual imagery. Always dress slooty, men are visual creatures. Lick your lips slowly during eye-contact.
  38. Think as you like but behave like others. Being relatable gains trust before striking with your true intentions. Lamb on the streets, tyger in the sheets.
  39. Stir up waters to catch fish. Throw your enemy off-balance before striking. Be unpredictable.
  40. Despise the free lunch. You get what you pay for. Be suspicious of everyone's ulterior motives. Do not meet with a potential-sugar daddy without first discussing allowance! There's way too many salt daddies and time wasters sneaking into the sugar bowl lately.
  41. Avoid stepping into a great man’s shoes. (similar to #1) Avoid the shadow of legacies and the expectations they bring, be original. You are not a sugar daddy's wife, so never act like one.
  42. Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter. Strike trouble at its source.
  43. Work on the hearts and minds of others. Pull on their heart-strings. Act sincere, have a good sob story- sugar daddies love to think they're helping an ambitious girl thru college. Paying for "tuition" is more justifiable in their tiny brains than paying for a new purse. LIE. You are an actress.
  44. Disarm and infuriate with the mirror effect. this "law" is about mocking&humiliating your enemy... childish and passive aggressive games, ugh! I won't waste my time like that and I won't deal with it from others. I guess its use in sugarbaby land can be if you catch Daddy cheating on you with other babies then don't hide the fact you're cheating on him with other daddies- but this method can easily blow up in your face and get you dumped. Male egos are fragile! Don't risk good money over pettiness; men are never loyal, sugaring isn't about love or emotions, Stop.
  45. Preach the need for change, but never reform too much at once. People want change but they can't handle change so you have to spoon feed it. Be gentle, men are wimps. Awww!
  46. Never appear perfect. People won't trust someone they suspect is a faรงade. Being slightly flawed = approachable. You are Daddy's perfect sugar goddess, but if something imperfect happens (like a fake eyelash falls off) don't be afraid to laugh it off with him. Never feel inferior to that disgusting pig.
  47. Do not go past the mark you aimed for; in victory, learn when to stop. Don't let success go straight to your head. Heidi Fleiss got caught because she was too greedy and got careless... Do not deposit too much money in your bank account at once, Big Brother gets suspicious.
  48. Assume formlessness. Euclidian geometry, be adaptable (similar to #25) Be flexible and mildly accommodating.

MY FINAL THOUGHTS: reading this book helped me to better recognize all of the pathetic, psychotic, two-faced, back-stabbing, power-hungry, fake, evil bastards running around this planet. Mental illness is an epidemic. It's sad and scary at the same time.
 
I think most of these "laws" are just common sense. Like, you should naturally act that way knowing it will get you what you want... Duh! Someone felt the need to defecate on paper and call thissshit advice? And enough desperate losers bought this trash to make it a best-seller? Really?! *sigh*
 

Leaders are born, not made. These 48 strategies can help a Beta achieve greatness, but you'll always be a busy Beta plotting to stay on top- legends do it naturally and get to enjoy the ride :-)

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

When it rains, it pours...

Look at the new car Daddy bought me! * I'm so WET * splashing thru puddles is fun!
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Daddy also taught me how to drive stick! :-) he's so sweet and generous!
 

Thursday, August 4, 2016

9 Commandments to Live By

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1. Life is short so enjoy it! Indulge and have fun while you can, because you can. Make the most of life, be happy and successful. Abstinence of any kind is boring and a waste of life.

2. All religions are creations of man. Don't let other people's "rules" control you. Only fools follow the herd.

3. Don't waste time hoping and praying for something to happen- Make it happen! Do something! Positive thinking AND positive action add up to results.

4. Be a good judge of character and quality; be selective on who/what you spend your time and love on.

5. Never turn the other cheek to your enemy. You don't have to forgive anyone who doesn't deserve it.

6. Don't let people use you.

7. Men are the worst creatures on Earth. They are vicious and vile.

8. Envy & greed are the motivating forces of ambition = not sinful. "Sins" lead to success & happiness.

9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!
((LOL this is the most true sentence I have ever read in my life!))
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All of these noble principles came from the Satanic Bible, interesting huh? True common sense here!
We have free will and fate plays no part in our existence.
People are accountable only to themselves and humanity. There is no higher power than ourselves!

And to clarify for the ignorant twats in the back:
--Satanists don't worship Satan. Each person is his or her own god. Believe in yourself, you create your own destiny.
--No one gets sacrificed, only people who deserve to die get killed- like murderers on death row.
--Animals are considered pure and sacred beings. 'Sport' hunting is vile murder.
--People are encouraged to explore their own sensualities and indulgences but never to force them onto others! All inter-personal activity must be consensual.
--In order to control/influence others, you must first attract their attention.
--Scent is an especially powerful tool... like "witchcraft" lol

Perhaps most importantly:
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own. [ie. Freedom of Speech, applies to EVERYONE! No censorship!]
•The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
•Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.

And the standard life guidelines apply: Be respectful of other people and their property. Don't steal. Don't give unsolicited advice. Don't bother others with your problems unless you are sure they want to hear them. Mind your own business, do your own thing and don't bother others- if someone bothers you ask them to stop, if they don't then you should destroy them. Do onto others as they do onto you. If you make a mistake then do everything possible to rectify any harm that was caused.
Life is for the strong. Take faith in yourself and battle on.

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The Satanic Temple includes a large number of Atheists who use their platform as a very effective means to challenge religious encroachment. Atheists have no legally defensible rights (believing in god is protected, not believing is not protected) so they organize under a faith and can fight this crap.

The Satanic Temple proudly marches at the forefront of battle over women's reproductive rights in this country; fundraising, protesting, even bringing lawsuits against the government. Satanists encourage critical thinking, activism and justice.
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We are free individuals who guide our own destiny. Infringe on no one.
"The mission of The Satanic Temple is to encourage benevolence and empathy among all people, reject tyrannical authority, advocate practical common sense and justice, and be directed by the human conscience to undertake noble pursuits guided by the individual will."
Join the Unreligious Revolution and advocate for our inalienable human rights!

Note: the satanic temple is not the same as the church of satan

Friday, July 29, 2016

Sauce Responsibly

Diablo Daddy munched my taco today, mmmmm so *cheesy*!
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And nothing says "Te Quiero!" like an enslaved Chihuahua singing "La Bamba" :-) Gracias, Papi! 
 
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